Good evening. Here I am, dramatically positioned behind the velvet rope, just awaiting my turn on the red carpet and a few words with Joan. Tonight I have been nominated in the Hair and Makeup Cat-egory and as such have chosen to appear tonight "au naturel" and only to display my truly majestic mane. I'd like to thank Victorino of Rodeo Drive who is my personal stylist and worked wonders with the brushed gold and burnt orange highlights and lowlights. Maggy, from Zoolatry
